I feel like I just ate my weight in tacos…

Haha ok ok, I gotcha. I won’t mess up your chances with the ladies. Although I’m still sure you won’t have much of a problem. You’re awesome, dude.

That’s nice and all but I’ve sort of had “problems” with them my whole life. I’ll try to make a joke and they think I’m creepy, or gay - no offense - wait, was that offensive? Because you’re like gay and stuff. I mean. Nevermind. That wasn’t the point. What was I saying?

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I feel like I just ate my weight in tacos…

Aw, dude, don’t put yourself down like that man. You’re not gonna have 17 cats. I promise you that. Besides, I think you’re more of a dog person anyways.

I read in Teen Pop Magazine that girls are more attracted to guys who have cats. Don’t crush my dreams like that. My cats are all I have.

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I feel like I just ate my weight in tacos…

Bleh. I feel like I just gained like twenty pounds… Cody’s probably gonna yell at me… But seriously Les? You eat that much on a regular basis? That can’t be too good for you…

It makes up for that whole “not having a girlfriend” “probably gonna die alone with 17 male cats” thing.

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I feel like I just ate my weight in tacos…

I kinda went overboard and bought like, six tacos from Taco Bell. And I ate them. All. And now I feel gross.

Sounds like a regular friggin’ Saturday night to yours truly.

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I missed you so much. Paige has become a wreck.

Daw, no. Tell her Carter had to help Mark the Conscience with something. That’s all.

sobbingtho. i missed you.

XD I’ll tell her. She has a happy now. She’s such an insecure little noodle.

dsjklfsafk;l I missed you too. So much. Never leave again, okay? I was getting scared I was gonna have to break Paige’s heart if you never returned. But I had faith you would.

Good. Part of my inner Carter was worried she might run to Allen if he took much longer to get back. If that ever happened I would never want to deal with Carter xD

pfffffft. She might be tempted to. But I’d send her to someone like Alison before that happened XD

Carter would be such a wreck xD

omfg I remember now why I never cook. I hate cooking. I just spilled boiling water all over the place.

sadkjfkldsjaf youz a silly.

How long are you going to be on for? Because if you’re not going to be on for much longer/later on tonight at least, I’m going to put off my chores and showering for you.

xD I’ll be on a little later tonight. Like after 9. Go shower.

If I go finish my chores and shower and then you’re not on I’m going to murderficate you.

You’ve been watching too much buscus.

IMPOSSIBLE.

Im kind of obsessed with his Zelda TobyGames ._.

I feel like I just ate my weight in tacos…

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Don’t ever let me do that again…

Whatchu talkin’ ‘bout Willis?

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